Not really anything to do with the fevered and fascinating world of politics, but have you had your lunch yet? If not, why not consider some of these babies:
Yup, your disbelievin' eyes ain't lying: these really are 'Bacon Fruit Cups'.
Made to a rare and ingenious recipe, originating with our cousins 'cross the pond.
Probably very good for you. But even if not, fuck it:
Om nom nom nom nom...