Nick Clegg clearly won the debate yesterday, because he managed to repeatedly call the Labour and Conservative leaders "you two", making it clear that the Lib Dems were offering a fresh, new approach to politics. Nice one, Nick!
Gordon Brown easily won the debate yesterday evening, because he managed to say "I agree with Nick" over and over again - even when he didn't really - which proved that Labour and the Lib Dems could build a powerful and effective alliance. Well done, Gordon!
David Cameron definitely won last night's debate, because, as he reminded us, Labour have been in power for thirteen years now. Spot on, Dave!
Nick Clegg lost yesterday's debate because he admitted, in front of millions, that there was "good immigration and bad immigation". Ooops, Nick.
David Cameron lost last night's debate, because he let slip that he gets all his advice on immigration from somene he described as 'A Black Man'. Dear oh dear, Dave.
Gordon Brown lost the debate yesterday, because he smiled oddly, and he couldn't resist making his traditional joke about posters. Bad luck, Gordo'!
Overall? Clegg easily beat the clear winner Cameron but was edged into third place by a resurgent Gordon Brown.
And CF? CF lost.
Two fucking hours of his life.