Death to Al Jahom?

Top angry blogger Al Jahom was on his usual vituperative form yesterday. In fact, he surpassed even his own high standards, in this post, where he described the not-particularly-tragic death of some chav in Manchester, stabbed during an altercation following his pissing through the letterbox of some put-upon bloke who'd complained about loud music. No CF doesn't care who started it either.

Al described the situation:

"I can picture the scene. These degenerate chav shitheads have been winding this bloke up for hours, days, weeks and months. Finally he snaps"

Somehow, the Neanderthals of the Manchester area where this happened have discovered the post, and piled into the comments.

And what a delight it is to read. You wonder whether any of these people have ever seen the inside of a school, other than from a carrycot beside their mum's desk.

"..but im not scum like you lot are…

i knew asnthony and was a friend of his i also hope for yoursakes you stay away from rochdale as there are over 1000+ people who liked anthony

anthony was no chav he didnt even no the fuckin bloke wateva in the newspaper is aload ov bullshit"

But most hilarious is the logical leap made by several posters: seeing the blog name - Al Jahom's Final Word - they assumed that the author is - of course - a 'PAKI':

"LISTEN U FUCKIN PAKI, ANTHONY WAS THE NICEST PERSON I EVER MET AND WHAT THE SUN ARE PRINTING IN THE PAPERS IS ALL BOLLOX

if an asian tends to write these blogs then follow your own advice , get back to were u come from then the real scum would be out of britain

you all wanna actually read wot really happened to him instead of listenin to some stupid clueless cold PAKI CUNT

..your laws, religion and smell are a joke….. BATH MORE then f off"

Way to go, you fucking bunch of Burberry'd Einsteins.

Lock your doors tonight, AJ.

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12 comments:

Obnoxio The Clown said...

It's OK, I don't think that lot could find their way to Scotland with a map and a police escort. :o>

J Demetriou said...

Agreed CF and well written about.

AL did a great job there, and his piece has brought out the elements in society whose existence can be attributed to decades of socialism and state-led stupidity.

Dave Chiverton and JuliaM have made other points I can't disagree with also.

Bravo all round, really.

RantinRab said...

It's fucking hilarious!

Cold Steel Rain said...

Can someone remind me what the fuck it is my mate is fighting for and my Nephew is preparing for.

Gangsta's I shit em.

Roll on the day they kick in my door, I lay awake fiddling with the safety catch waiting for it.

Cunts.

Sir Henry Morgan said...

I too thought it was one of the most hilarious blogs I've ever read. My favourite bit was - YOU PAKI. WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF BACK TO AFRICA

Geography's not their strong suit then. Sent a link to my brother in Australia, porridgewogland.

Mrs Rigby said...

My sides ache!

I was going to add my twopennorth, but decided that sometimes discretion is the better option.

John Pickworth said...

Bugger me. Rochdale went straight from gas lamps to broadband.

Impressed.

We just need Edison to invent the spell checker and we're away ;-)

Barking Spider said...

Isn't a Labour education a wonderful thing..... hilarious!

banned said...

Didn't have time to read all the comments on that site but this one will do in response to the earler post "You can leave your condolencieas on his facebook site(link)"

"Shame I am not a member of Facebook as I would love to scribble “good riddance” on his feckin’ wall. Cunt."

A Zimbo said...

Ah, that will be mine then Banned. Holds hands up in silent resignation.

'twas a nice spot of prole bashing on that thread. I bet all their teachers and parents are very proud of their off-spring.

JuliaM said...

"Bugger me. Rochdale went straight from gas lamps to broadband."

Heh! Facebook and Bebo, plus txting - the chav version of the Twilight Bark...

David said...

Wonderful stuff!

What a complete waste of oxygen. I wouldn't advocate rounding up charvers and gassing them, but if someone did do that, would anyone miss them?

My fucking cats contribute more to society. At least they just piss on their own doorstep.