It's a walk in the park
"I wish you'd listen, Sarah. I told you already. It's a beautiful spring morning, and I want the voters - sorry, the people - to see that I'm just the sort of bloke who loves to go out for a stroll among the daffodils"
"But darling, you don't at all, do you?"
"The Right Honourable Lady is - sorry, I mean you are - completely wrong on this one. I love a walk in the Spring, I love mixing with the hard-working families of Westminster and Mayfair."
"Well darling, I have to say, you're not looking too happy about it. Are you sure you've not been talked into this because its the kind of thing that David Cameron does?"
"Of course not. I'd never do anything he did. He's been wrong on parks, he's wrong on daffodils, and he has no policies at all on birdsong or sunshine"
"Oh well, if you say so darling. And St James Park is lovely at this time of year. So nice to get out of Downing Street. And look, we're nearly at the Palace."
"Shut. Up. Wumman.."
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A carefully composed photo that shows none of his minders.
His warmth and charisma come shining through though.
Don't take the strunts with me, laddie. If you'd hadn't managed to get the Quattro nicked, we could have driven there
I'll bet he felt right at home with all the other Pelicans ...
Is there actually a recent photo of Gordon that doesn't have him looking like a madman, a cretin or a fool?
"Gordon should just be himself, and stick to rocking horses, nappies and frantic masturbation."
One of the great lines of all time.
"Gordon should just be himself, and stick to rocking horses, nappies and frantic masturbation."
Or .. the frantic masturbation of a rocking horse whilst wearing a nappy ..
They do sat that the camera never lies .. and I believe it to be true ..
Because every photo ever taken of McSnot shows him up as the cunt he really is ...
Is she concealing a pregnancy, or is she just overweight?
No Anon ..
That's where the minders are hiding .. Lol
He isn't going to the palace Tuesday, he will chicken out not with a 10% Conservative lead in the polls.
That photo of the two fat people looking like two sacks of spuds tied in the middle are they anyone famous, the tellie tubbies maybe?
Actually I think Brown's strategy will be never to turn up at the palace.
The only Palaces McSnot is ever likely to turn up at voluntarily are likely as not .. either "Crystal" or "Alexandra" ..
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