As a floating, anyone-but-Gordon voter, CF is following the competing campaigns with a mixture of contempt and amusement.
One area that is particularly entertaining is the competing campaign posters that spew forth from the major parties, showing how furiously they're pissing away all those millions in dodgy donations.
But this morning's effort from Labour didn't persuade CF to think .. well ... anything. It is, of course, negative; an attack on CallMeDave Cameron. It is, coming from Labour, probably either a distortion or a complete lie.
But the most noticeable thing about it, at least from CF's point-of-view is that it doesn't seem to make any fucking sense whatsoever:
Well, what the fuck does that mean? Really.
What the fuck?