We shall never see his like again

Just take a good, long look at this picture:

There he is, the man that not a single voter chose to be Prime Minister, shouting, blustering, peddling his usual mix of tedious tractor stats and outright fucking lies.

As the mindless Labour sycophants whoop and gibbber behind him, Broon is finally managing to deploy the two words that his spinners have told him he must use whenever he speaks in the House, no matter what the topic - 'Lord' and  'Ashcroft'.

Doesn't that pathetic, desperate little piece of negative spin sum up the man, the party and their entire negative, futile campaign to cling to power?

However, let's be positive here. There is an upside, a light at the end of a thirteen year tunnel

Yes, this is a picture which - unless something goes horribly, horribly wrong in the next 4 weeks - you will never have to see again.

CF remains a floater, and he doesn't really care who's standing there in a few weeks time - as long as it's not Broon.

Now, let your shoulders relax, and give a long, deep sigh of relief.

It's the beginning of the end...

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