God bless Americ-eeuurrrrrrrghhh

It is a truth universally acknowledged that whatever bizarre and revolting fuckwittery our cousins across the pond, in the U S of A, get up to we here in the U of K will shortly emulate.

Hence the prevalence of MacDonalds and - even worse - KFC, all over our once green 'n' pleasant land. But soon, oh yes, soon, things will get even worse.

KFC allegedly trialled a new and world-beating recipe last year. Apparently, so few people died during this trial that they're launching the new dish on April 12th in America. Which can only mean one thing. At some stage this year, we too will be presented with this delicious new menu option.

Ladies and Gentlemen: the 'Double Down'. Yup. A bacon and cheese sandwich, with the the bread - wait for it - with the bread replaced by two pieces of deep fried chicken:



This is not a drill. Brace yourself Britain.

CF is ready.

Dear God. Is it possible to be terrified, ravenous, nauseous, and slightly aroused, all at the same time?



(with a slightly revolted tip of the hat to the Buzzfeed)

21 comments:

Costello said...

Dear God. Is it possible to be terrified, ravenous, nauseous, and slightly aroused, all at the same time?


Oh yes, yes it is.

JuliaM said...

Oh, seconded!

And I can't wait to see what Burger King and Maccy D's do in response.. ;)

subrosa said...

Is it halal chicken? I'm surprised their putting bacon with it. ;)

Jill said...

Oh. My. Leaping. Christ.

I am not aroused. Even slightly.

Captain Haddock said...

No doubt after he's finished de-flabberising the Septics ..

That thick-lipped, lisping, Estuary-English speaking Twat Oliver will rush back to give all of us the benefit of his boundless knowledge too ..

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1263142/Burgers-big-dustbin-lids-coffins-need-cranes-obese-children-having-heart-attacks--supersized-US-town-causing-Jamie-Oliver-despair.html

TheBigYin said...

Food for thought indeed CF. (Damn it, it's coming up for lunchtime and there's not a KFC in sight...gues I'll just have to eat cake!)

Jamie Oliver

Antisthenes said...

What is considered food that is bad for you is only so if eaten to excess and not in moderation. So I for one will exerciser moderation and not eat more than five of these a day.

Chuckles said...

@Anthisthenes,

And purely for research purposes of course?

John East said...

Bloody fantastic. Just think of all the stress related premature deaths this will cause amongst the health fascist community.

Antisthenes said...

@Chucles

No! I love junk food and Yes! I want to see how long I live after which I intend to write a thesis on the subject of non healthy eating.

I am not sure there is post box where I will be at the time but if so I will post you a copy.

carbchick said...

ah, the low-carb sandwich. Dr Atkins says it's fine. Or at least he would, if he were still with us.

Middle Seaxe said...

I'm gonna give one of these a bash, for sure. I'll do it scientifically, maybe Leg-iron will help me write the report.

Joe Public said...

Have you forgotten? We originally had Wimpy!

Anonymous said...

when are they going to bring this out?
http://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?page_code=42

John Gibson

Captain Haddock said...

Joe Public said...

"Have you forgotten? We originally had Wimpy" !

I always thought that they were Septic imports too, eventually becoming UK franchises ..

Anyway .. Britain invented "fast food" & "take-away" in the form of Fish & Chips ... in the good old days when that was all they sold ..

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of that stupid cunt who ate McDonalds morning, noon and night, then, wait for it, put on weight and got ill, and felt this revalation important enough to make a film about. Which I beleive was critically acclaimed. !!! FFS!!!! ! What did he expect would happen happen?

He hasnt been heard of since he announced plans to film his next experiement with the bleeding obvious. Apparently he wanted to throw himself of tall building, see what would happen and make a film of it !!

Captain Haddock said...

The miracle of this story is that his efforts weren't funded by the feckin' Arts Council ..

Lord T said...

What would finish it off would be to put it in a bun....

Mmmmmm. Bacon....

Anonymous said...

These should be on the enu at Downing Street, every day, several times a day-on expenses.

J Demetriou said...

Trust CF to blog about junk food. Lose some weight y'fat fucker.

John Pickworth said...

Is it possible to be terrified, ravenous, nauseous, and slightly aroused, all at the same time?

Yes. Yes it is ;-)