Those of you who are interested in that sort of thing need to buy a copy of today's Sun, and turn to page 3, where Becky is showing us .. well .. everything.
For those who are more interested in sustaining an enormous election, Becky has something too.
Yes: Becky, although she hasn't remembered to put on any clothes, has remembered the lessons that political history teaches us.
Becky has thought - long and hard - about our elections, and she's worried that this election might not give her all that she wants.
To quote from the speech bubble that is hovering a lot nearer Becky's anatomy than most of us will ever get:
"Becky is concerned by the prospect of electoral reform in a hung parliament"
Are you, sweetheart? Oh dear. Well, cop hold of this, and tell us why, would you?
"In legislatures with proportional representation, minority or coalition government is often the norm."
Really? Well, do tell us more, darlin'.
"I'd hate to live in a country like Italy that has had 61 governments in 65 years - even if I do love Italian food."
Lessons in politics from a topless model?
For fuck's sake...
(tip of the hat to manic at bloggerheads for this one)