Brown to step down?

Constantly Furious was this evening pleased and flattered to receive an email from '10 Downing Street'

Really? Yes, really.

They were writing to say that they'd seen CF's signature on a petition. A petition that was started some time ago, with a very simple, straightforward, aim:

“We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to resign.”

Can't be much clearer than that, really, can we?

As well as CF's signature, 72,233 other individuals also asked to be rid of the unelected McBroon. Far more than ever voted for him in any General Election, and a pretty clear message from the nation, eh?

So, how did Gordon respond? We - 72 thousand of us - said, 'Gordon, you really should resign' and he answered:

"The Prime Minister is completely focussed on restoring the economy, getting people back to work and improving standards in public services. As the Prime Minister has consistently said, he is determined to build a stronger, fairer, better Britain for all."

So, reading between the lines, do you think he's taken the criticism on board and is about to step aside?

Is he fuck. We're stuck with the bastard.



Anonymous said...

What if all 72,000+ who signed put up the same/similar petition again, would it crash No 10's servers? More importantly would the bastard resign, in my dreams.

What a crap response, aren't these usually answered a couple of days of the petition finishing. Took them a long time to put that response together

Rob said...

We haven't got to puy up with the myopic moron for too much longer and that's an 'Iron-cast' (What a prick!) guarantee.

Von Spreuth. said...

"The Prime Minister is completely focussed on restoring the economy,

Man, THAT bastard could not fully focus if his life depended on it.

NO cyclopic cunt can FULLY FOCUS on ANYTHING. That is the DEFINITION of being half blind you stupid twat!

Well maybe Incapability Brown can focus on sheeps arseholes as ALL Chuchters uncaningly are able to.

increasinglymiffed said...

I got the email too.

It's beyond parody. 'Nuff said.

Captain Haddock said...

Some wankers just can't take the hint ..

Brown .. Fuck off & die .. we've all had enough of you to last two lifetimes and you've inflicted enough damage on the country to last the next 50 years ..

There .. is that clear enough for him ?

matthew hopkins said...

better question would be to name a single fucking thing that's been changed by an e-petition.

Barking Spider said...

Shouldn't that read "The Prime Minister has totally fucked the economy"?

subrosa said...

Don't feel too flattered CF. At least 5 other bloggers have had the same email.

I think they must be emailing everyone who has ever petitioned No 10.

Saying that, I must check my 'petitions' email address. :)

caesars wife said...

E Government eh ! direct access to the PM ! still he could have shortened it to an emotion smiley with two fingers , so at least we know they can still type in the dumbers down age .

Cw thinks it still looks shaky for labour , and by the sounds of tonights movements , he wont just have to the tories to face whilst making lib dem poodle do tricks .

You just sense that the ruin has contarvened some sort of natural law of democracy , and it will come back on them .

Anonymous said...

I was also a signatory to the petition, and received the same reply. A perfect example of his inability to answer a question. Just a reassurance that:

He's working for a better future for ordinary hard-working families, and that [as usual] he's getting on with the job.

The cunt.


banned said...

Typical labour, does not remotely address the issue.
Should have read " Who F*ck are You to tell me to F*ck off ? I'm the F*cking Prime Minister and I can have you killed. Got That ! "

Uwinsom Ulosum said...

I signed.

I doubt he has even looked at it. This generic response sounds like its from the (air) heads of his leftie-overpaidbytaxpayer-spinning staff in Number 10.

72k is a lot for a petition though, so I am proud of all those who bothered.