Soldier attacks Brown

Our soldiers are often called upon to do things that normal people would refuse. The courage and fortitude of the Welsh Guards must have been strained to the limit when they were ordered to have lunch with Gordon Brown.

The lunch was part of Brown's impromptu trip to Afghanistan, an important part of his unceasing campaign to make himself look better and CallMeDave Cameron look worse.

Imagine sitting there in the stifling heat, watching McBroon mumbling his way through some stew, bits of meat visible every time he flashed his disturbing grin.

But well done that man, Lance Corporal Dean Byfield. He asked if he could put a question to the Labour leader:

"Why do we have to pay tax while we are out here?"


Paying tax while on operations has been sore point amongst British troops. If you're being paid - by your nation - to defend your nation's interests -and you're risking your fucking life to do it - it must be pretty fucking galling to have some of that money taken away by that same nation.

And its not as if there's a lot of excess cash in a soldiers paypacket in the first place. They're not exactly overpaid: even a fucking traffic warden earns more.

And what was Brown's charming, carefully phrased, uplifting answer?

"Because you're a British employee"


Oh, that's cleared things up then. The soldiers are just employees, like those traffic wardens. Just get on with your job, pay your tax, and stop asking Mr Brown awkward questions. The government needs that money a lot more than you do, soldier.

Once again, Gordon Brown shows the sullen evasiveness that has made him the least popular Prime Minister we've ever had. Thanks, Gordo!


(You can read more about this on the BBC website. Actually, no you can't : it's not mentioned at all by Labour's tame 'news' agency.)

17 comments:

INCOMING!!!!!!! said...

Fuck me, the training of British troopers must be magnificent indeed to stand firm in the face of such blatant psycho warfare.

Get the lads home now.

I'd have lead pilled the fucker and wouldn't have stopped until the barrell was red hot!!!!!

MKUltra'd goon!!!!

Dippyness. said...

The security needed for his visit wasn't 'cos of Taliban. They know we hate him so wouldn't bother. But was from our own troops. Pity they didn't accidently shoot him!
Not only do they have to pay for their own kit. They have to pay tax for the honour of being blown up!

Longrider said...

Hopefully, soon, being a British employee will no longer apply to Gordon...

JuliaM said...

"...the training of British troopers must be magnificent indeed to stand firm in the face of such blatant psycho warfare."

I've often wondered why they attend these pointless photoshoots with whichever non-celebrity or politician gets paraded before them.

Are they ordered to attend?

VotR said...

I would have loved it if the soldier has called Brown a cunt before and after the question.

Anonymous said...

Someone should also have followed up with " Oh is that so, then pray tell Prime Minister why do a number of MP's including yourself engage in various lying scams to avoid paying tax ? Fucking Cunt that you are !

thespecialone said...

The Lcpl in question will now be a target of the Zanulabour/BBC smear machine.

Weekend Yachtsman said...

They don't pay tax.

They are just paid less than they think they are.

No government employee pays tax - the test is "if the government didn't employ you and didn't get the tax you think you pay, would it be better or worse off?"

Work it out. They don't pay tax.

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