No phones

It's the end of the world as we know it.

Some muppet has obviously dug a hole in the wrong part of the road this morning.

There's a major outage in the London telephone system - thousands of 0207 numbers aren't working. Offices have fallen silent.

It's fucking amazing how much work everybody's getting done.


JuliaM said...

It's not pikeys stealing the copper cables again?

Uncle Marvo said...

The internets are pretty much done in too.



Mrs Rigby said...


PJH said...

Mail from our service desk earlier:

Subject:BT Major network problem, <company> Services affected

BT are currently attempting to resolve a large-scale exchange fault in
London. A Fire at Paddington's 'Burne House' Appears to be the main cause. So far only the following services have been affected;

<list of our services omitted>

How I larfed.

Uncle Marvo said...

Cleary the marmalade sandwich has spontaneously combusted.