Just like this bloke, Marium Varinauskas, who'd sunk one too many ales.
His other half was fed up with him, so she called the police. And then..
"They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants"
So far, not too bad. But then, according to prosecuter Elaine Lynch, oh dear, then..
"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck.""
He tried to hit a policewoman on the head with his truncheon? Ooops. Defending, solicitor John Hardie said:
"He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened.
"He has never been so drunk before that day"
Well. fair enough. We've all done that before.
Errr... we have all done that, haven't we?