Clearly, when SamCam showed her recently revealed snaps to CallMeDave, there was a sharp intake of breath, and then the air was filled with whirling underwear. Ewwww.
And sure enough, according to Sky news:
"Conservative leader David Cameron and his wife Samantha are expecting a baby, due in September.
A Conservative Party spokesman said: "The baby is due in September and David and Samantha are completely thrilled"
It's a certain fucking bet that poor Sarah Broon is currently weeping uncontrollably, her hands trembling as she desperately stacks chair after chair against the bedroom door, the thumping from outside getting louder and louder...