Tory poll dip - an expert explains

Panic in Tory central office, as the polls continue to slide. But they needn't worry: experts are on the case, providing shrewd analysis.

As the inestimable Malcolm Tucker tells Guardian readers  over at Comment is Free this morning:

"Their poll dip looks to me like the public having a postcoital fag after their first good rogering from Cameron and feeling a bit "meh".

"But soon enough they're going to be ready for Dave the Happy Shopper-Clinton to turn off one of his beloved westerns and clamber on top of them to resume his determined, joyless huffing and a-puffing."

There you go, Tories, you're all right after all.

If Tucker is to be trusted, anyway..




Conservative Ad Man said...

Here's an alternative explanation: