Yes, today three Labour MPs, including that thieving git Elliot Morley , that fucking crook David Chaytor and that bumbling fuckwit Jim Devine will appear in court, after being charged last month with multiple offences under the Theft Act. Result.
Finally, at-fucking-last, some of the troughing swine get charged. They've stolen our money, and now they're in court. Perfect.
And as those three drag their trotters reluctantly up the Courtroom steps, we hear the news that - what a surprise - there's more to come.
Apparently, Detectives are also investigating Eric Illsley, Labour MP for Barnsley, after he allegedly made “phantom” claims for council tax. 'Phantom': nice word. Wouldn't 'Fraudulent..', 'Utterly False..' or 'Completely Fucking Fake..' be better words though? Closer to the truth?
And, wait for it, there's more. Much more. The Metropolitan Police has begun a criminal inquiry into - you guessed it - yet another Labour MP.
Harry Cohen claimed more than £70,000 for a “second home” while renting out his main property. From 2004 to 2009, Cohen told the parliamentary authorities that his main home was in Colchester and his second home was in his constituency in Wanstead, east London.
He then soaked us to pay for the consituency home, while - get this - renting out his main home.
His defence? His wife was apparently too ill to live in Colchester. What? However, Cohen did add that he always intended to return to his main home, adding:
“I consider it a home of beauty… I feel that angels reside there.”
Well, they must have particularly wealthy fucking angels, as they paid him a total of 27,000 in rent.
While he was trousering the Cherubim's cash, we had to pay real, earth-bound workmen to renovate 'his' constituency property, including spending £1,741 on granite kitchen worktops, £3,131 on plastering and £1,470 on decorations. He's flogging his designated second home for £475,000 — a tidy profit of £100,000. And all thanks to the taxpayer's generosity, and his fraudulent claims.
So, the wheels of justice will begin to grind on Mr Cohen, as well as his sleazy, thieving colleagues.
Dear God. Has any government, anywhere, ever contained MP's as dishonest and self-serving as this one?
Has any government before ever ended its term in office with several of its serving MP's facing criminal charges?
What a fitting tribute to the Labour party and all its great works.
Send them down...