As Stephen Hawking once remarked 'In a Black Hole, everything goes in and nothing comes out. Household pets are the natural antithesis of Black Holes.'
So What, Chris..?
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A meeting of the *North Wales Police and Crime Panel* heard the area had *37,684
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I think that we can all agree that the UK's response to coronavirus has
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It is a depressing indictment of British politics that the left has
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A clattering of Jackdaws.
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A dumbass writes
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From today’s Telegraph (print edition), emphasis mine: Sir–I welcome the
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Guest post by Frank Fisher (@Frank_Fisher)
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I'm Outta Here
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Fret ye not.
It is merely a house move.
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8 comments:
Haaa haaa. It's at times like this The Mail comes in handy. Wait till the chewing starts. That's even more fun!
Thats nothing, have u any idea how much shit a kitten is capable of ?
As Stephen Hawking once remarked 'In a Black Hole, everything goes in and nothing comes out. Household pets are the natural antithesis of Black Holes.'
Some kind of pump and hose affair, I would assume.
a puppy? Take outside after every meal, and lay lots of Daily Mails down for those times you cant manage it
Mine was housetrained in two weeks.
You have about 4 weeks more of hell
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. cute!
Should see the piss & wind and shite that comes out the wifes gob.
"Thats nothing, have u any idea how much shit a kitten is capable of?"
And vomit. Don't forget vomit.
They can actually vomit up more than they've taken in. Which must surely be in violation of all known natural laws...
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