Does no-one want...

... the last whitebait? No?

With thanks to the Jolly Sailors' inn, Brancaster for this alternative seafood surprise, lurking right at the bottom of a heap of boring ordinary whitebait.

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JuliaM said...

Shortly to be renamed on the menu 'Whitebait Surprise', no doubt...

Unknown said...

what did it taste like?

Captain Haddock said...

"what did it taste like"? ..

A bit like Whitebait but "horsier", I'd imagine .. Lol

Anonymous said...

It's sad. Seahorses are quite rare and mostly protected.

John Demetriou said...

One of your better articles, CF. Well done.

You fat wanker.

Constantly Furious said...

@J Demetriou

I'm not surprised you're not impressed by this post:

* it's not over 2,000 words long;

* it doesn't bang on and on about something I found in my Dad's copy of the Daily Mail;

* it doesn't have hundreds of comments after it, where another blogger and I congratulate each other on our perspecacity (look it up);

* it doesn't contain a lot of bitter whinging about other, better bloggers;

* there's not a lot of irrelevant self-aggrandisment (look that up too);

In short, its nothing like the sort of tedious crap you post.

Why don't you fuck off back to your own blog, you sad, pointless cock?

Oh, and one more thing: you say I'm a 'fat wanker', and yet you don't know who I am, or what I look like. You also frequently call Old Holborn 'fat'; I've not met him, though he doesn't look particularly corpulent in the November 5th photo's.

In my experience, those who throw the word 'fat' around as a deadly insult to all and sundry have generally been victims of the same insult themselves, in the playground.

Are you a bit of a salad-dodger yourself? A bit 'porky'? Do you get teased at break-time? Just interested to know if my theory is correct.

John Demetriou said...

salad dodger? I like that. I might use that in future.

I have no concrete proof of your rotundity, but as a betting man I'd lay money that you're a bit of a rosy faced porker. A right grumpy old git too.

Keep blogging, dad. We're clinging like ravenous vultures to your every word...