It's a walk in the park

"Remind me Gordon darling; what is it we're doing?"

"I wish you'd listen, Sarah. I told you already. It's a beautiful spring morning, and I want the voters - sorry, the people - to see that I'm just the sort of bloke who loves to go out for a stroll among the daffodils"

"But darling, you don't at all, do you?"

"The Right Honourable Lady is - sorry, I mean you are  - completely wrong on this one. I love a walk in the Spring, I love mixing with the hard-working families of Westminster and Mayfair."

"Well darling, I have to say, you're not looking too happy about it. Are you sure you've not been talked into this because its the kind of thing that David Cameron does?"

"Of course not. I'd never do anything he did. He's been wrong on parks, he's wrong on daffodils, and he has no policies at all on birdsong or sunshine"

"Oh well, if you say so darling. And St James Park is lovely at this time of year. So nice to get out of Downing Street. And look, we're nearly at the Palace."

"Shut. Up. Wumman.."

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12 comments:

Joe Public said...

A carefully composed photo that shows none of his minders.

mungle said...

His warmth and charisma come shining through though.

fourmenterian said...

Don't take the strunts with me, laddie. If you'd hadn't managed to get the Quattro nicked, we could have driven there

Captain Haddock said...

I'll bet he felt right at home with all the other Pelicans ...

Obnoxio The Clown said...

Is there actually a recent photo of Gordon that doesn't have him looking like a madman, a cretin or a fool?

"Gordon should just be himself, and stick to rocking horses, nappies and frantic masturbation."

One of the great lines of all time.

Captain Haddock said...

"Gordon should just be himself, and stick to rocking horses, nappies and frantic masturbation."

Or .. the frantic masturbation of a rocking horse whilst wearing a nappy ..

Captain Haddock said...

They do sat that the camera never lies .. and I believe it to be true ..

Because every photo ever taken of McSnot shows him up as the cunt he really is ...

Anonymous said...

Is she concealing a pregnancy, or is she just overweight?

Captain Haddock said...

No Anon ..

That's where the minders are hiding .. Lol

Antisthenes said...

He isn't going to the palace Tuesday, he will chicken out not with a 10% Conservative lead in the polls.

That photo of the two fat people looking like two sacks of spuds tied in the middle are they anyone famous, the tellie tubbies maybe?

Antisthenes said...

Actually I think Brown's strategy will be never to turn up at the palace.

Captain Haddock said...

The only Palaces McSnot is ever likely to turn up at voluntarily are likely as not .. either "Crystal" or "Alexandra" ..